Escape

Description

Escape in Amsterdam is an amazing nightclub. Situated in the heart of Amsterdam’s bustling nightlife scene, Escape has been the go-to spot for party animals and music lovers since 1986.

Picture this: you’re walking down Rembrandtplein, one of Amsterdam’s liveliest squares, and BAM! There it is – Escape, with its sleek facade and pulsating energy that you can feel from the street. It’s like the club is calling out to you, saying “Hey you, yeah you with the questionable dance moves, get in here! ”

Now, I’ve been to my fair share of clubs, but Escape? It’s something else. The moment you step inside, you’re hit with this wall of sound that makes your heart skip a beat – in a good way, not in an “Oh no, I shouldn’t have had that fourth stroopwafel” kinda way.

The club spans multiple levels, each with its own vibe. You’ve got your main dance floor where the action’s at, smaller rooms for when you need a breather (or a different beat), and VIP areas for those feeling a bit fancy. And let’s not forget the state-of-the-art sound system that’ll have you feeling the music in your bones. Seriously, it’s so good you might think you’ve developed superhuman hearing.

Key Features

First off, let’s talk about the music. Escape doesn’t just play music; it serves up auditory feasts that’ll have your ears saying “thank you” and your feet begging for mercy. They’ve got everything from house and techno to R&B and hip-hop. It’s like a musical buffet where you can stuff your face – err, ears – with all sorts of delicious beats.

But wait, there’s more! Escape isn’t just content with being a run-of-the-mill nightclub. Oh no, they’ve must go and be all fancy with their “Dine & Dance” packages. Yeah, you heard me right. You can stuff your face with actual food before you hit the dance floor. It’s genius, really. Line your stomach, then dance it all off. It’s like a built-in workout program!

Now, let’s chat about the crowd. Escape attracts a mix of locals and tourists that’s more diverse than the contents of a Dutch cheese shop. You’ve got your seasoned clubbers, wide-eyed tourists, and everything in between. It’s like a United Nations of partying, but with better music and more strobing lights.

Speaking of lights, holy moly! The light shows at Escape are so impressive, you might think you’ve accidentally wandered onto the set of a sci-fi movie. LEDs, lasers, strobes – they’ve got it all. It’s like being inside a kaleidoscope, but one that’s fueled by sick beats and Dutch courage.

And let’s not forget about the DJs. Escape regularly hosts both local talents and international superstars. You might find yourself dancing to a set by someone who’s about to blow up on the global scene, or losing your mind to a world-famous DJ who decided to swing by Amsterdam for a cheeky set. It’s like musical roulette, but everyone’s a winner.

Oh, and did I mention the drinks? The bars at Escape are stocked with everything from classic Dutch beers to fancy cocktails that look like they belong in an art gallery. Just remember to pace yourself, yeah? Nobody wants to be that person who has to be carried out before midnight. Trust me, I’ve been there, and it’s not a good look.

Best Time to Visit

So, you’re sold on Escape (and honestly, how could you not be? ), but now you’re wondering when’s the best time to experience this audio-visual extravaganza. Well, let me tell you.

First things first, Escape is open pretty much every day of the week. Whether it’s a lazy Tuesday or a wild Saturday, Escape’s got your back. But let’s be real here, not all days are created equal when it comes to clubbing.

If you’re looking for the full-on, mind-blowing, “I can’t believe I’m experiencing this” kinda night, then weekends are your best bet. Fridays and Saturdays at Escape are like New Year’s Eve, your birthday, and that time you found a €20 note in your old jeans all rolled into one. The energy is through the roof, the DJs are top-notch, and the crowd? Let’s just say you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Gouda”.

But here’s a little insider tip for ya: Thursdays can be surprisingly awesome. It’s like the pregame to the weekend, where you get all the excitement without quite as many people. Plus, it’s a great way to start your weekend early. Because let’s face it, who really does any work on Fridays anyway?

Now, if you’re more of a “I like my personal space” kinda person, or you’re just easing into the Amsterdam club scene, consider checking out Escape on a Sunday or Monday. It’s a bit quieter, but still has enough energy to give you a taste of what Escape is all about. Plus, you might even be able to have a conversation without having to scream “WHAT? ” every five seconds.

As for the best time of year, well, Amsterdam’s pretty great all year round. But if you want my honest opinion, aim for late spring or early autumn. The weather’s nice enough that you won’t freeze your butt off while waiting in line, but not so hot that you’ll melt into a puddle on the dance floor. Plus, you avoid the peak tourist seasons, which means slightly smaller crowds and a higher chance of mingling with locals.

Oh, and keep an eye out for special events and festivals. Escape often hosts themed nights or becomes part of bigger city-wide celebrations. Amsterdam Dance Event in October, for example, turns the whole city into one massive party, and Escape is right at the heart of it. It’s like clubbing on steroids, but, you know, legal and way more fun.

How to Get There

Alright, so you’re all hyped up and ready to experience Escape in all its glory. But hold your horses there, party animal! First, you must figure out how to get there. Don’t worry, though. I’ve got your back like a really supportive backpack.

Escape is located right on Rembrandtplein, which is basically party central in Amsterdam. It’s smack dab in the middle of the city, so getting there is easier than trying to resist a freshly baked stroopwafel (which, let’s be honest, is pretty much impossible).

If you’re staying in the city center, you might be able to just walk there. It’s a great option if you want to soak in some of that famous Amsterdam atmosphere before your night out. Plus, it gives you a chance to scope out some spots for your inevitable 3 AM snack run. Just follow the sound of music and the trail of excited partygoers – they’ll lead you right to Escape’s doorstep.

For those of you staying a bit further out, or if walking in heels isn’t your idea of a good time, public transport is your best friend. Amsterdam’s tram system is like a magical network of party shuttles, and several lines will drop you off right at Rembrandtplein. Trams 4, 9, and 14 all stop there, and they run pretty late into the night. Just remember to buy a ticket – those tram inspectors have a sixth sense for tourists trying to get a free ride.

If you’re feeling a bit fancy (or if you’ve already started pre-gaming and walking in a straight line seems like a Herculean task), you can always grab a taxi or an Uber. They’re pretty easy to find in Amsterdam, but keep in mind that traffic in the city center can be a bit crazy, especially on weekends. So maybe factor in some extra time if you’re taking this route.

For the eco-warriors out there (or those looking to work off some of those Heineken calories), Amsterdam is super bike-friendly. You can rent a bike and cycle your way to Escape. Just, you know, maybe don’t plan on cycling back if you’re planning on having a few drinks. Drunk cycling is about as good an idea as drunk texting your ex.

Oh, and here’s a pro tip: If you’re coming from outside Amsterdam, consider staying at a hotel or hostel near Rembrandtplein. That way, when your feet are killing you and you’re ready to call it a night (or a very early morning), you won’t have far to go. Trust me, Future You will thank Past You for this little bit of forethought.